Where is the G-spot? Doctor says he found it!

Who has to die for a woman to have a good orgasm around here? An 83-year-old Polish woman, DUH! Adam Ostrzenski, a 71-year-old gynecologist in Florida, claims to have discovered the G-spot while performing a postmortem exam on a woman in Poland. Some critics are finding Ostrzenski’s discovery hard to believe. Just three months ago scientists published a study explaining why there was no real G-spot. In what could be the least-sexy story about the G-spot ever, Ostrzenski says he had to travel to Poland because of looser regulations surrounding the dissection of human remains. Before you start doing your happy dance, ladies, the actual piece of tissue is teeny tiny, measuring 8.1mm by 3.6mm…

Valeria Lukyanova: Ukraine model real-life Barbie doll

Have you heard of Valeria Lukyanova? She is 21 years old and from the Ukraine. Valeria describes herself as the most famous Russian woman on the Russian-language internet. It’s easy to see why. Valeria’s Barbie doll looks have made her the focus of much online interest. Her proportions are exaggerated by her super-sized boobs relative to her thin waist. Others say Valeria’s face looks made of plastic. She looks like a victim of plastic surgery gone wrong. Some people say her self-portraits look photoshopped. Valeria is beginning to find fans in France and elsewhere in Europe. On her blog, Valeria talks about the music she makes. She’s also into astroplaning. What do you think? Are…

Bib:Love: German students offer gals better grades for sex

Three German students have come up with an ingenious way to get laid. They’re offering no-strings-attached sweet lovin’ to female classmates, which they say will help them get better grades. The students, who go by the pseudonyms Oskar, Christopher and Julius and study business at Mannheim University, have started Bib:Love, a service that promises “Good grades through Good Sex.” Bib:Love, a play on the German word for library, Bibliothek, offers stressed-out girls one-night stands, claiming regular “exercise” helps with studying. “The young men claim that their project is about emancipation in a broader sense and that their initiative should be recognized as more than a mere coital campaign,” writes Der Speigel. Oskar, Christopher and Julius…

Woman fails in attempt to accuse man of assault after car tryst

On Nov.5 last year, in front of this public toilet in Long Feng port in Chunan, Miaoli, a couple had intercourse in a car. A 27-year-old engineer Lin, and his 31-year-old divorced internet gal pal had sex in the car one month after meeting.

Hotel owner’s wife mistakenly sleeps with ‘mystery guest’

Watch out! When asked for sex by the person next to you, make sure your eyes are wide open and you know who you’re talking to.

Stephen Hawking visits special club

Stephen Hawking at one time visited a California club, Cambridge University admits in response to a rumor the theoretical physicist was a regular at the establishment. According to a statement released by the university, where Hawking is still a research director, Hawking went to the club in question on only one occasion, with a group of friends while on holiday some years back. This is contrary to a confidential source, whose claims that he spotted Hawking at the club “more than a handful of times” appeared in an exclusive RadarOnline article last week. The report identifies the club as Freedom Acres (NSFW) in Devore, California, and details the specifics of the alleged visits. The 70…

Housewife invites husband and lover for dog action

34-year-old Arizona woman Sarah Dae is married to 38-year-old flight attendant Shane Walker. The couple are in an open relationship. Both have lovers on the side. Dae has been dating a man named Robert Aucker for a month. She fantasized about having sex with animals in front of her husband and her lover…

Husband rountinely assaulted wife until 4am

A Vietnamese woman who used to live in this house in Sijhih, Sinbei City was granted a divorce yesterday by the Shihlin District Prosecutors Office. Ten years ago, she came to Taiwan for work. She met Lin through a friend and married him. Soon after their marriage, the husband started to reveal the “real him.” He watched adult movies and drank alcohol almost every day. At night, he would wake his wife up and force her to have sex…