Kristen Stewart scandal: Trampire spotting tips

How to spot a Trampire

Will Ferrell’s “breakdown” on Conan is by far the best coverage of the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson cheating scandal. Ferrell told Conan he believes Kristen Stewart is a “Trampire.” Will Ferrell embodied the false hysteria of Kristen Stewart’s affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders perfectly. Will Ferrell yells “She [Stewart] is a Trampire!” as Conan and the audience fails to contain their laughter. Trampire has to be one of the best wombos (word combos) we’ve ever heard! Trampires are elusive creatures, mainly found in the Hollywood Hills. They are notorious for being affair-seeking homewreckers. They hide under pale, pouty scowls and pretend they don’t like media attention. Trampires are more common than…