Pepper Spray! A delicious form of crowd control

Pepper spray is a yummy and delicious form of crowd control. Just ask Lt. John Pike or Anthony (Tony) Bologna! Old women (like Dorli Rainey) and pregnant ladies (like Jennifer Fox) LOVE pepper spray.

That’s because pepper spray is essentially a food product. Megyn Kelly eats it every day. In China, pepper spray is used in Sichuan hot pot.

Therefore, it’s not very effective as a form of crowd control and more traditional means are required.

But if pepper spray is a food product, how does it stand up to Tapatio? … Tapatio is the bomb!


  • Sxeptomaniac

    Haha. Tapatio is truly “the bomb”.

    Great satirical response to @megynkelly:twitter