This is why we can’t have nice things, Wisconsin!

Mazo Nudie Beach in Wisconsin just became a WAY more lame.

Mazo beach, one of the nation’s most popular nude beaches will no longer operate during the week due to trysts and drug use in the surrounding areas.

Authorities announced they have not been able to curtail the drug use and therefore must shut down the beach on weekdays.

This is why we can’t have nice things, Wisconsin! The decision came after authorities were unable to prevent people from sneaking off into the sandbar and surrounding woods for sex and drugs. Is that the real reason, Wisconsin? Or were you tired of seeing midwestern fatties romping around naked? Oh well, whatever the reason, it’s really too bad, considering this is probably the most exciting thing the Midwest had to offer…
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