Sex education has always been a divisive issue in the US. Some people, and their numerous illiterate children, think that the bible provides all the sex education anybody needs. It’s “Adam and Eve”, not Adam, a box of condoms, a tube of KY, a big black strap-on, and Eve. But now the state of Illinois has declared that public schools must teach birth control in their sex-ed classes, or have no sex-ed classes at all. Although the latter option is hardly ideal, it’s better than entrusting god with the fate of next semester’s teen moms!

ENGLISH:

糟糕的性教育，會孕育出
像是密蘇里州議員艾金這樣的白癡！
他曾語出驚人表示，正當強暴不會導致懷孕。

但現在，伊利諾伊州的政客
卻主張公立學校，要嘛就是教學生如何避孕
要嘛就完全不要教授性教育。

伊利諾伊州真是跨出了好的第一步，也許他們應該教教學生們更多生活技能
讓首府芝加哥的學生們別再笨下去啦！

還記得老師是怎麼教關於「那檔事」的知識呢？
快留言告訴我們你的看法吧！

You have to give the man credit. It takes a lot of balls to go down the way he did then spring up again not two years later and announce you want to lead America’s biggest city. Now Weiner might not be a frontrunner, half of New Yorkers say they can’t see him occupying that groove in the mayor’s seat. But when you’ve got politicians embezzling, philandering, and even smoking crack, is a little indiscreet tweeting really that bad?

ENGLISH:

他兩年前從政壇拔出，但肯定想為民服務而血管充血。現在，他很用力的在搞，搞一些可以取悅中產階級政策。

如果我們也考量其他的市長也曾經做過的蠢事，那麼，紐約市民有可能可以接受內褲男那惡名昭彰的那話兒。

當其他候選人在打你來我往的口水戰時，內褲男可以稱自己為美國最大公無私的政治人物，甚至可以一路直達秘境。

你覺得內褲男真的有膽嗎？留言跟我們說吧!

In a spontaneous act of brand suicide, lawyers for Nutella’s parent company, Ferrero, have shut down the World Nutella Day website. What possible reason could they have for doing this? Is the breakfast-condiment world experiencing a Stalinist purge of reactionary fan-originated breakfast recipes? Would Ferrero’s lawyers rather serve a subpoena on rhye than rake in profit from genuine fan support brand buzz?

The Daytona Crash of 2013 was truly a sight to behold, especially if you were among 30 fans in the grandstands who were injured in Saturday’s crash.

ENGLISH:

Mark Zuckerberg’s dog Beast, a Puli, has over 1.5 million fans on Facebook. And he might just be the richest dog on Earth!

Beast’s mother couldn’t have guessed one of her brood would be adopted by the founder of Facebook. For a dog that looks like a rag, it’s truly a rags to riches story. But like so many young pups unaccustomed to a life of privilege, Beast will face a litany of temptations. Will he have the personal fortitude to remember his roots? Or will the name Beast be added to those that went down in a booze soaked orgy of sin?

ENGLISH:

“怪獸”儘管只是一隻寵物，卻吸引了一千五百萬個粉絲。

現在這群廣大的粉絲團有機會可以一睹”怪獸”的真實生活囉!

Recent reports make it obvious that the Obama Administration is going to great lengths in order to defend ‘national’ secrets from the public. Whatchya hiding Obama?

After what seemed to be a routine leak by the AP about a thwarted al-Qaeda terror plot in Yemen, the Justice Department went ballistic and began obtaining months of phone records from the AP.

This week we learned the Government was spying on Fox News reporter James Rosen’s personal life as part of an investigation into an alleged leak of top-secret information on North Korea prompted by a 2009 article written by Rosen. Investigators believe the intel was given to him Stephen Jin-Woo Kim, a State Department contractor, who is now being charged with espionage.

All this desperation to cover up leaks has negatively impacted investigative journalism, causing sources to fall silent.

It makes one wonder what it is that the Obama Administration is attempting to hide from the public.

Do you think think there is a possibility of impeachment for Obama? Let us know in the comments!

ENGLISH:

這明顯的阻擾不經讓人想問:歐巴馬總統，你難道有什麼見不得人的秘密嗎?

當美聯社爆料蓋達組織在葉門的恐怖計畫失敗，

美國司法部卻發了瘋似的檢查新聞部的通話記錄。

而福斯新聞網的記者James Rosen也因報導2009年關於北韓的最高機密被列入觀察名單。

當局也認為這些機密是前官員Stephen Kim洩漏出去的，

現在Stephen可是被當作間諜被四處通緝呢!

你認為歐巴馬政治生涯可能就此告終嗎?

快留言告訴我們你的看法吧!