Ban on gay Boy Scouts ended with church support!

The Boy Scouts of America have ended their ban on gay youth with church group support, but gay troop leaders still miss out on the fun. Few organization are more symbolic of brotherhood than the Boy Scouts, except maybe the Freemasons. For more than a century, young impressionable American boys have learned valuable life lessons from adult men, deep in the woods, away from prying eyes. But now that might all change as the Boy Scouts have voted to permit gay children to join, and the churches support the move! Fearing the gay contagion may spread to their children, some parents and scout leaders have vowed to setup splinter cells, where boys can be boys…

Anchored putting banned by golf’s ruling bodies

Golf’s rule makers the US Golf Association and R&A will ban the controversial practice of anchoring putters in competition from January 1st 2016, it was announced this week. The newly introduced rule 14-1b will see the ban apply to broomhandle and belly putters and any other putter that is rested, or anchored, against a part of the body. Four out of the last six major winners have used anchor putters, including Masters champion Adam Scott. The US PGA is sitting on the fence for now while several users of long putters say they may take their challenge to the courtroom. But what are they complaining about? Players still have more than two years to find…

Sex education now includes birth control in Illinois

Sex education classes in Illinois public schools must teach birth control from now on according to a new law. Sex education has always been a divisive issue in the US. Some people, and their numerous illiterate children, think that the bible provides all the sex education anybody needs. It’s “Adam and Eve”, not Adam, a box of condoms, a tube of KY, a big black strap-on, and Eve. But now the state of Illinois has declared that public schools must teach birth control in their sex-ed classes, or have no sex-ed classes at all. Although the latter option is hardly ideal, it’s better than entrusting god with the fate of next semester’s teen moms! ENGLISH:

Anthony Weiner to run for New York mayor

Anthony Weiner has announced he will run for mayor of New York City two years after resigning from Congress for tweeting indiscreetly. You have to give the man credit. It takes a lot of balls to go down the way he did then spring up again not two years later and announce you want to lead America’s biggest city. Now Weiner might not be a frontrunner, half of New Yorkers say they can’t see him occupying that groove in the mayor’s seat. But when you’ve got politicians embezzling, philandering, and even smoking crack, is a little indiscreet tweeting really that bad? ENGLISH:

World Nutella Day vs. Nutella’s own evil lawyers!

World Nutella Day is back on just days after the fan supported holiday started by Sara Rosso, was shut down by Nutella’s stupid lawyers who apparently hate success. In a spontaneous act of brand suicide, lawyers for Nutella’s parent company, Ferrero, have shut down the World Nutella Day website. What possible reason could they have for doing this? Is the breakfast-condiment world experiencing a Stalinist purge of reactionary fan-originated breakfast recipes? Would Ferrero’s lawyers rather serve a subpoena on rhye than rake in profit from genuine fan support brand buzz? The Daytona Crash of 2013 was truly a sight to behold, especially if you were among 30 fans in the grandstands who were injured in…

Lucky Dog: Mark Zuckerberg’s Puli dog Beast has 1.5M Facebook friends

Mark Zuckerberg’s dog Beast, a Puli, has over 1.5 million fans on Facebook. And he might just be the richest dog on Earth! Beast’s mother couldn’t have guessed one of her brood would be adopted by the founder of Facebook. For a dog that looks like a rag, it’s truly a rags to riches story. But like so many young pups unaccustomed to a life of privilege, Beast will face a litany of temptations. Will he have the personal fortitude to remember his roots? Or will the name Beast be added to those that went down in a booze soaked orgy of sin? ENGLISH:

Fox News Reporter Obama Administration’s latest target

Recent reports make it obvious that the Obama Administration is going to great lengths in order to defend ‘national’ secrets from the public. Whatchya hiding Obama? After what seemed to be a routine leak by the AP about a thwarted al-Qaeda terror plot in Yemen, the Justice Department went ballistic and began obtaining months of phone records from the AP. This week we learned the Government was spying on Fox News reporter James Rosen’s personal life as part of an investigation into an alleged leak of top-secret information on North Korea prompted by a 2009 article written by Rosen. Investigators believe the intel was given to him Stephen Jin-Woo Kim, a State Department contractor, who…

Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo news: Tumblr acquisition in the works

Marissa Mayer, Yahoo CEO and all-around badass, is most likely going to add Tumblr to her list of victims, eh-hem, we mean acquisitions. Yahoo is expected to announce it’s $1.1 billion dollar buyout of the popular social networking site. If it goes through, this will be one of the largest social media acquisitions in history — surpassing even Facebook’s $1 billion Instagram purchase. Yahoo has given Tumblr a death sentence. By death sentence we mean the struggling Web pioneer has decided to buy out Tumblr for $1.1 billion dollars. After defecting from Google last year, Yahoo chief executive Marissa Mayer has bought up to 6 start-ups to try and revitalize Yahoo’s laggard image with the younger…