Michael Bloomberg nanny state: has the mayor gone too far?

Michael Bloomberg nanny state: has the mayor gone too far?

At first Michael Bloomberg came for the trans fats. But we didn’t eat at fast food restaurants, so we didn’t say anything. Then Michael Bloomberg came for the salt. But we only use pepper, so we didn’t say anything. Then Michael Bloomberg banned food donations to city homeless shelters. But we are not homeless, so we didn’t say anything. Then Michael Bloomberg came for the baby formula because he wants moms to breastfeed. But we are not newborn babies, so we didn’t say anything. Then Michael Bloomberg restricted painkillers at city hospitals. The poor will just have to suffer a bit, he said. Then he came for our 16-ounce sodas, forcing everyone to buy two….

婆媽州長麥克彭博化身失控哥

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez dies of cancer

彭博先是限制吃了會導致肥胖的反式脂肪,但我們不在速食店用餐,所以沒說啥; 接著彭博又突發奇想限制食品含鹽量,但我們只用胡椒,所以也沒說啥; 緊接著彭博又嚴禁捐獻食物給流浪之家,幸好我們不是流浪漢,所以也沒說啥; 再接著彭博又干預了寶寶營養配方,因為他希望所有的寶寶都吃媽媽的母乳長大,還好我們不是新生兒,所以也沒說啥; 又接著彭博限制了醫院止痛藥品使用,還說,窮人們可能會有點痛,就暫且忍一忍吧… 現在,他又打16盎司汽水的主意,逼迫每人都得買兩罐,真是可惡! 彭博市長,接下來你還想幹嘛啊? 不如,禁止所有的車開上街頭如何? 畢竟走路比開車來的健康嘛!